How Indian Business Thinks

Rajput wanted to have $ex with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Rajput got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me shag you. But the girl said NO. Rajput said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. ' She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.' So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, 'The b*a*s*t*a*r*d used coins!'

Management lesson: When dealing with an Indian Always consider a business Proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

English Vs Malay

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science?This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school.

See example below:-

Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
Joystick = batang gembira
Plug and Play = cucuk dan main
Port = lubang
Server = pelayan
Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Now you know...WHY.. .

Love Or Anger

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 year old daughter picked stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.At the hospital, the child lost all her fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw her father with painful eyes she asked "Dad when will my fingers grow back?"Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written "LOVE YOU DAD".

Anger and Love has no limits. So let the river of life flow in limits so that this fresh water stream is never scattere..

How to teach your Children

Pada suatu petang, tiga orang budak lelaki bermain sorok-sorok. Dua orang menyorok dan seorang lagi mencari kedua rakannya. Dua orang budak itu menyorok di belakang bilik air dan kebetulan ketika itu, seorang gadis sedang mandi. Secara tidak sengaja, dua orang budak itu, ternampak gadis yang sedang mandi tersebut. Beberapa minit kemudian seorang daripada budak itu menjerit dan lari lintang-pukang. Setelah jauh dari tempat itu, kawannya bertanya, "Mengapa engkau lari?" "Uuhh... mak aku pernah cakap kalau kita mengintai perempuan mandi, nanti kena sumpah jadi batu..." "Masa aku tengok perempuan tu tadi, aku rasa ada sesuatu dah mula mengeras, aku rasa dah nak mula jadi batu, sebab tu aku lari...," jawabnya lagi.

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